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An Alternative Bible Giggle....

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Now that we have realised that the Saints did have a sense of Humour (see our article above) we thought well why not have a laugh with them. 

Here are some alternative views of bibical moments that made us laugh!!!! 

 

 

 

Bonfire Night Jokes

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In 1605 Guy Fawkes, along with others, plotted to kill King James 1 by blowing up the House of Parliament (the Gunpowder Plot). Since then England has commemorated the event, on 5th November, with bonfires and fireworks. In recent months you may have heard people ask “Where is Guy Fawkes when you really need him?”

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween Laughs...

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Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! 

Its that time of year again folks, unless you want to be spooked get the candy at the ready! 

Enjoy the jokes 

 

 

 

 

Laughing at the Money....

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"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change"

 

Do you get it.......Bit of a groaner I know but makes me smile.

With the end of the Old Pound this week, I thought that we would have a few "money based Jokes to keep us going.

Enjoy x

Thelma and Louise Style !!!!!

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27 Years Ago Thelma and Louise burst onto our cinema screens....

Yes - 27 years ago and I can remember sitting down like it was yesterday

Anyway with our very own "Thelma and Louise" off on a trip this week we pay homage to the twosome......

 Enjoy

 

 

 

 

Ageing Like a Fine Wine (or a chunk of Stilton!)

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Getting Old....

It is happening to all of us, some faster than others of course! 

For some the Gin slows down the process right down (or at least that is Penny and Lorna's excuse!) 

Some great jokes this week from Lorna on the lighter side of getting old

Enjoy

 

 

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