Jokes

Eat, Drink, Drink and Maybe Drink a Little More

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A wise man once said “it takes a village to raise a child!” That’s true but, preferably one with many vineyards....

We have all done it, had the odd one too many from time to time. Heres a few smiles on the subject of drinking!

Grab a glass and enjoy

 

 

Great timeless truths..............

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"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government" - this (believe it or not) was a Donald Trump quote from a few years back!!! There has been some memorable political quotes over the years, here are a few for you to enjoy.

 

 

Ageing Like a Fine Wine (or a chunk of Stilton!)

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Getting Old....

It is happening to all of us, some faster than others of course! 

For some the Gin slows down the process right down (or at least that is Penny and Lorna's excuse!) 

Some great jokes this week from Lorna on the lighter side of getting old

Enjoy

 

 

The best of British

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So with the news of England doing "OK" so far in the world cup, all things British are in the news once again - so we thought that we would celebrate with some of the best ever jokes from British Comedians. Enjoy x xx 

 

 

A short joke, but a long laugh

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One line for Summertime - well the sunshine has finally arrived again in the UK and the Island (hopefully to stay for a while anyway)

Here are a few new oneliners to keep you smiling x

 

 

 

 

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