Jokes

A short joke, but a long laugh

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One line for Summertime - well the sunshine has finally arrived again in the UK and the Island (hopefully to stay for a while anyway)

Here are a few new oneliners to keep you smiling x

 

 

 

 

I am 4 years old and I want to PLAY

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I am 4 years old and I want to PLAY

I don’t need a curriculum or learning outcomes.

I don’t need to know procedures or your success criteria!!

I don’t care if what I am doing matches this weeks topic, or if it’s on the “mind map” you drew

I just want to play!! Dirty, Grimy, Messy Play!!! Silly, Pointless, Noisy Play!! I might not even share! I just want to Play! 

 

Best Man Jokes - these are funny!!!

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Our Congratulations this week to Duke and Duchess of Sussex on their lovely Royal Wedding.  

 We hope that you enjoyed the service if you watched it

To celebrate this special event here are some great Best Man jokes

 

 

Our Best Ever Jokes??

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Our most-liked jokes which are genuinely funny - this list of jokes has been hand selected and contain a variety of clever, clean and silly jokes so be prepared to laugh.

 Click "read more" for a few more belly laughts this week!!!!!

 

 

Ken Dodd's Best Bits

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.....and we don't mean his tickle stick!" 

The news that comedy legend Sir Ken Dodd has died at the age of 90 has saddened the variety world – and generations of fans. Renowned for his tickling stick and Diddy Men, the veteran performer was also a consummate deliverer of gags. He once entered the record books for telling 1,500 jokes in three and a half hours. Here are just some of his finest one-liners:

 

 

Funny Easter Jokes For Adults....

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Easter's not just for kids! Adults can enjoy it too. Ok we may not get loads of Easter eggs from the Easter bunny or to go on egg hunts but we do get to enjoy this selection of funny Easter jokes for adults...

Please be aware that while these are very funny Easter jokes, they're only suitable for adults and not for children.

 

 

 

An Egg-stravegansa Of Terrible Easter Jokes

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 Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! 

 What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.

  I know some serious "Easter Groaners" inside this week sent in to us by Mel from Little Prats Bottom. Thanks Mel

 

 

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