Jokes

Ken Dodd's Best Bits

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.....and we don't mean his tickle stick!" 

The news that comedy legend Sir Ken Dodd has died at the age of 90 has saddened the variety world – and generations of fans. Renowned for his tickling stick and Diddy Men, the veteran performer was also a consummate deliverer of gags. He once entered the record books for telling 1,500 jokes in three and a half hours. Here are just some of his finest one-liners:

 

 

Funny Easter Jokes For Adults....

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Easter's not just for kids! Adults can enjoy it too. Ok we may not get loads of Easter eggs from the Easter bunny or to go on egg hunts but we do get to enjoy this selection of funny Easter jokes for adults...

Please be aware that while these are very funny Easter jokes, they're only suitable for adults and not for children.

 

 

 

An Egg-stravegansa Of Terrible Easter Jokes

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 Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! 

 What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.

  I know some serious "Easter Groaners" inside this week sent in to us by Mel from Little Prats Bottom. Thanks Mel

 

 

Dizzy Days and Blonde Laughs

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This weeks jokes are from Frosty Dave in cold old Scotland (almost as cold as the Island this week!!)

The good old Blonde joke week!!! Remember no offence is meant - so don't take it (if you get the joke that is anyway)

Have fun and Enjoy x xx

 

 

Honest your Honor - It wasn't me!!!!

With the big decison being made about "Brexit" this week in the Supreme Court, we thought we would turn our attention to those public officials that make choices on our behalf! If you work as a judge on any level - sorry! 

A Laugh at Scotland (from Scotland)

Burns Night

 

 This week the world (well Scotland and a few others) celebrated Burns Night

 This is celebrated by a traditional supper of Neeps and Tatties all washed down with a dram or two of the golden necter. 

 We thought that we would celebrate it with a few jokes about Scotland - however these are all from Scotish Comedians so we think that it is acceptable. 

 

 

Milton Jones - A Laugh a Line

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 “I love face-painting. It’s a lot of fun. Although you do need the person’s permission” 

 Milton Jones is one of Britain’s leading exponents of zany one-liners and quick-thinking quips. The comedian, who has become a familiar face on TV and embarks on a UK tour in February, can – just like Tim Vine – bring a room to tears of laughter with just a sentence or two.

 Here are some of his best jokes to date..... 

 

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