Jokes

LaughAtYourself

 

Thanks Sten for this weeks offering - short, sharp and snappy (and very funny too) 

 Enjoy

 

 

 

 

  • Venison for dinner again?    Oh deer ! 
       
    •  How does Moses make tea?    Hebrews it. 
       
    •  England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . 
       
    •  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. 
       
    •  They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. 
       
    •  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. 
       
    •  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 
       
    •  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
       
    •  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. 
       
    •  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. 
       
    •  When chemists die, they barium. 
       
    •  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.   I just can't put it down.
       
    •  I did a theatrical performance about puns.   It was a play on words. 
       
    •  Why were the Indians here first?   They had reservations. 
       
    •  I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me. 
       
    •  Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? 
       
    •  When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. 
       
    •  Broken pencils are pointless. 
       
    •  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?    A thesaurus
       
    •  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. 
       
    •  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. 
       
    •  Velcro - what a rip off! 

 

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