Notice is Hereby Given



Please be advised that all persons planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs.

This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers........... (click read more for the rest) 





A Laugh at the EU

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Ok, so once again Brexit is in the News - saying that when isn't it in the News these days!!!!

So here are a few EU Jokes - remember no offence is meant so don't take it!!!!!!



Some Best of British Jokes

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So with Brexit hitting the news again and again at the moment, all things British are in the news once again - so we thought that we would celebrate with some of the best ever jokes from British Comedians. Enjoy x xx 



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