Dizzy Days and Blonde Laughs

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This weeks jokes are from Frosty Dave in cold old Scotland (almost as cold as the Island this week!!)

The good old Blonde joke week!!! Remember no offence is meant - so don't take it (if you get the joke that is anyway)

Have fun and Enjoy x xx



Honest your Honor - It wasn't me!!!!

With the big decison being made about "Brexit" this week in the Supreme Court, we thought we would turn our attention to those public officials that make choices on our behalf! If you work as a judge on any level - sorry! 

A Laugh at Scotland (from Scotland)

Burns Night


 This week the world (well Scotland and a few others) celebrated Burns Night

 This is celebrated by a traditional supper of Neeps and Tatties all washed down with a dram or two of the golden necter. 

 We thought that we would celebrate it with a few jokes about Scotland - however these are all from Scotish Comedians so we think that it is acceptable. 



Milton Jones - A Laugh a Line



 “I love face-painting. It’s a lot of fun. Although you do need the person’s permission” 

 Milton Jones is one of Britain’s leading exponents of zany one-liners and quick-thinking quips. The comedian, who has become a familiar face on TV and embarks on a UK tour in February, can – just like Tim Vine – bring a room to tears of laughter with just a sentence or two.

 Here are some of his best jokes to date..... 


A New Year Joke or Two...

happy new year 2017



It's officially New Year Eve very soon, you only have a day or so to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year 

I hope that you have a great New Year and here are a few jokes on the celebration to keep you smiling

Early Christmas Cheer...


 We know it is still early but.....

What is Christmas if it doesn't involve a silly little joke from a cracker? Here are some of the best Christmas cracker jokes

So whether you just can't get enough of Christmas cracker jokes or you're planning on buying some luxury crackers which may not have that all-important joke – then fear not! So you too can have a giggle we've put together a list of the 40 cheesiest jokes that tickled our funny-bones the most, beginning with the ones sent in by you.


Politically incorrect Christmas cracker jokes



Cracker firm Swantex is ditching jokes about blondes and mothers-in-law for “non-offensive” funnies.

But has the firm, in Swanley, Kent, missed the point? 

Our reporters have donned paper hats and plastic thimble to find some of the best politically-incorrect gags so you can judge for yourself..



Best Keith Chegwin Jokes??!!??



This week the world sadly lost another "star" when Keith Chegwin sadly passed away.

Many of us may have fond memories of Saturday Morning Swap Shop, or Cheggers Plays Pop - and some of us may just be too young to remember.

  Whichever way, we thought that we would remember the man who was on our tellys for over 40 years (whether we wanted him to be or not)

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