Jokes

Budget and finance.....

So good old Philip Hammond gave us 7 or 8 (half decent) Dad Jokes this week during his budget speech, ranging from Stephen Hawking to a driverless car. So we thought that we would look at the funny side of money this week.....

New Year -

My New Years resolution is 1080p - Ok, so that was one for the geeks there!! Happy New Year to everyone and we hope here at Fuertenews HQ that you have a great night. Here are a few jokes that you can use at your parties to keep people entertained (not sure that you really want to use these, but feel free if you do!) 

Christmas Crackers - You Gotta Love Em...

We have spent this week pulling crackers (no pun intended!) and we have complied the best ever Chritmas Cracker Jokes for 2016. Put on your hat, crawl on the floor looking for the rubbish gift that fell out of the cracker, pour a glass of festive spirit and enjoy the jokes.

Christmas Jokes for the grown ups

Ok, we have had the one liners, we have had the childrens Christmas jokes, we have even had the traditional Chirstmas jokes, so this week we have been sent some adult Christmas Jokes, enjoy but only if you are broadminded and don't take offence. Please no young eyes this week.......

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