Jokes

Christmas In One Line...

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother!!! Week 2 of our Christmas Joke and we have gone for the one liners this week. So get reading, have a smile and think about what presents you are sending me.......

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree.......

"Deck the Halls" and all that good stuff. Advent is finally here and the count down has started. It is now offically ok to make Christmas Jokes. Really I hear you say - yes with only 3 weekends to go, get reading, have a smile and think about what presents you are sending me.......

Just to Lighten the Mood

Ok, some serious stuff in this weeks edition - but don't be downbeat. Some eggheads at Oxford University and the London School of Economics have done some research and these are the funniest 10 jokes EVER and I don't think you can argue with Science!!

Enjoy x xx

The American Election

Hey, have you heard, there’s this joke going round America that’s apparently really funny a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶u̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶. (Ohh naughty did we really say that) Here at Fuertenews we are completely unbiased and have no views on which qualified and experienced politician should win the election a̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶o̶u̶p̶e̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶s̶n̶e̶s̶s̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶ ̶ So completely unrelated here are a few jokes about Donald Trump.

A walk in the Sun

So in homage to our Penny returning to the Island to enjoy our beautiful weather, this week’s jokes are all about the Sunshine (or lack of it). So pour yourself a glass of red and sit back and smile with this weeks offering

Children Say The Funniest Things ---

 So Penny is absent from Fuertenews HQ and having fun in the UK spending time with her family and grandchildren, we thought that we would post some of the funiest quotes from Grandchildren that we have been sent in. As the saying goes, the following is "From the Mouths of Babes"

A little play on words...

 Here at Fuertenews, we love a little word play now and again - a double meaning, a clever twist and so on. This weeks dose of merriment is no execption, thank you John for this weeks line up.

A line at a time.....

 Got to keep smiling, have a look at this weeks "witty one liners" a collection of brief but funny jokes. This weeks contribution came from Cowgirl Charley, so thankyou once again.

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