Jokes

The Paralympics 2016

 Ok, so there is no offence meant, these are just a few jokes sent into us that we thought that we would share in honour of the superhumans taking part in the paraympics starting this week. Have a smile but take no offence...

The Fringe 2016

 As popular as ever - this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival has been a record hit, more shows, more visitors, more fun and most importantly - more jokes. Here is some of the best few jokes heard this year....

Technology Laughter

 I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone! These days technology is racing away ahead of us, sit back and let it go, I think! Here is a few technology giggles sent in by BBQ-John.  

Pokemon Giggles

  This weeks jokes were sent in by one of our younger readers. 14 year old Peter from Bournmouth. He loves all things Pokemon and wanted to share some of his favourite jokes.

A little on the dim side!!!!!

  It’s not that my friend is stupid – but he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Every friend group has one; a dim friend that is (and if you don’t think your group has one, then it's prob you!) So embrace the stupidity and have a smile with these little one liners – remember no offence is meant, so don’t take it.

A little on the dim side!!!!! (2)

  It’s not that my friend is stupid – but he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Every friend group has one; a dim friend that is (and if you don’t think your group has one, then it's prob you!) So embrace the stupidity and have a smile with these little one liners – remember no offence is meant, so don’t take it.

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them!!!

  Well polictics are still the main topic of conversation in every shop, bar, nook and cranny that I try to hide in, can't get away from it. So here is a little topical humour to keep you smiling..

No offence meant to anyone, just have a smile.

Is the EU a Joke??

  Well that is a far too difficult question, so in a week where everyone seems to have become a politician, we couldn't resist a few little pokes at the EU community! 

No offence meant to anyone, just have a smile.

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